As a man of distinguished years (i.e., old), I have been exposed to numerous philosophies, world views, observations, anecdotes, witticisms and all manner of folk wisdom. In this current decade I made the acquaintance of a brilliant philosopher from the Great State of Texas who informed me of a TRUE FACT: All women are crazy […]
So I am chit chatting and Not exactly how the shit is supposed to work, Mr Cram.
I did something this morning that I haven’t done in quite some time. I logged into Ivlog. I noticed a new name on the main page. It was a new name, no photo had a few viewers. I clicked it, going into a new room is always exciting! It’s like a box of chocolates, you […]
It’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here.
I have a little game I like to play. It’s called “Can I get Cookie Shitlips to ban me with just one post”. I have been playing this game for some time, and as with any great endeavor, I seem to go in streaks. Right now, I am on a fucking tear. Over the weekend […]
The subject of putting chicken head knobs on a Telecaster came up on the Telecaster forum last week. Me being me… well, you know what happened. This is the result:
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9tROs_1528136473 I just adore this sort of thing.
There are a few things I do well and a lot of things I don’t. Today was a success in my book. I usually think I fail at living, after reflecting on this, I am currently breathing and my heart is pumping which means I do not fail at living. Home improvement on the other […]
SURPRISE! No picture of an orangutan and a telephone pole. For those of you who carry a gat on their person, be sure to pull it apart and clean it weekly. Here’s why: Behold the wonder that is dead skin cells. That shit is sloughing off of you 24/7, along with hair, sweat and god […]
Well, yet another of my brother’s offspring is turning us into a Mixed family. After multiple generations of soldiers on my father’s side of the family tree, my younger brother’s oldest son went off and joined the Marine Corps. I was able to take that in stride, because they do have some damn fine looking […]
Yes, at last, police officers in Kansas are now legally prohibited from… well, let me just link to this: http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article210902319.html From the article: The new law bans sexual relations “during the course of a traffic stop, a custodial interrogation, an interview in connection with an investigation, or while the law enforcement officer has such person […]
Has society become so bored in our everyday lives that we are willing to pick a fight over nothing? Since when did society become so politically correct that having an opinion is offensive. When do we ‘turn the other cheek’ these days? Are you willing to shoot someone over a blue shirt? These are some […]
Well, things are not lookin’ too good over on Camup.TV, where you are about to pay to play. https://www.camup.tv/features Starting in June, you gotta come off the hip to the tune of $30 a year if you want anything over and above a stream key. This is a pretty big change for CamUp, and I […]
WHAT IF… Twiggy had been born in Ireland as a male. Well, this one is easy. Twiggy as a male would be that parasite widely known as Ireland’s Patriot. Yes, the human stick figure with the incredible hydrocephalic noggin and the somewhat over-exaggerated opinion of himself (and by “somewhat”, I mean “infinitely”) is obviously the […]
In my self-medicated state I’ve been obsessing with the Mandela Effect and the TV show Flipper. The new generation and future generations will probably never know the TV show because it is another piece of history that is being erased or forgotten. Is this a result of the Mandela Effect or was it not a […]
When called out about her doxing on the JTV chatango shoutbox, first she lied, then she gave excuses, then she asked the peanut gallery if they wanted my IP address. What a fucking asshole. The porcine New Zealander denied breaking the only rule of McGregor’s shoutbox. When confronted with a screencap of her guilt, she […]
Animal Farm was required reading in the sixth grade, and there is a very famous line in the final chapter: ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL. BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS. In yet another example of how life imitates art, a moderator on the JTV Shoutbox broke the one and only rule of the […]
First, Scruffy announced her imminent departure (and there was much rejoicing): Now it would appear that whatever Scruffy has (Hashbrown Syndrome or Australian Crotch Rot or some other exotic disorder) has been contracted by her progeny, the obese coder himself, GoutBoy. […]
May the sun shine on the world. Ok I might be a little tipsy. Recently I bought a pineapple corer and I must say I am in love. Not only do i have perfect slices of pineapple for all my pineapple needs, I decided to use the shell of the pineapple for a fruity frilly […]
Survival of the fittest. Seen in the jtv chatroom: “Thanks to Scruffy, Ivlog is now a decent site.” Obviously, the word “decent” is open to interpretation, but if, as I suspect, the commenter was referring to the number of active channels that can be viewed on Ivlog, then yeah. Just as VL owed it’s success […]
What has happened to Menellie? I once viewed old Youtube videos of him where he was being goofy or in the bath. I thought there was one where he covered himself in a pie or maybe that was another broadcaster. Whatever the case, I find him boring now. I was shocked to see him multi-broadcasting on camup.tv […]
74 to 54. Predictions: UVa is gonna fire their head coach. UMBC’s head coach is a RED HOT commodity as of about an hour ago. There have been some close calls before, but never (never ever ever never ever) has a number 16 seed knocked off a number 1. Ever. A few 15/2 matchups have […]
Well, I wonder what is really going on? It’s Wednesday and there is still a popup proclaiming…. what? Men at work? Please bear with us as our contractor middle eastern web hosts do stuff that we completely do not understand. Keep up the brilliant work, Cram.
So I am sitting in a friend’s channel on Tuesday night and at 9:00PM eastern time *blip*… the entire site is gone. Nothing works, nothing will load, the only thing anyone gets is INVALID CERTIFICATE errors. It seems that someone forgot to do a little bit of housekeeping. The FIRST story given on the community […]
I happened across this article earlier today, and this evening I’m still confused as to why we are going backwards. I didn’t read the entire article because I’m not that invested in it and I don’t care. The argument for me to start recycling toilet paper would have to involve a lot of money in […]