Cocoa has told me to get off my dead posterior and do something I mentioned in passing once upon a time: Cookie Bingo. The rules are simple and the card below is but an example. Write down 24 of her annoying words or phrases (which should not be too difficult, because that woman is the […]
Cookie has decided that she has discovered the secret identity of this writer. She has come to the inescapable and ineluctable conclusion that I am… Tripcode. After announcing this, she then loudly proclaimed (in triplicate, as is her wont) that I would deny that I am Tripcode. Toots, I could give exactly zero flying fucks […]
Deeply into her senescence, Yetta’s show has become a festival celebrating her own peculiar brand of egocentrism. I have encountered some self-centered assholes in my sixty plus years on this planet the kids call “erf”, but this old bat is walking off with the cake. With an ego that large, it is simply impossible for […]
This time of year can be difficult for some people. For example, the bag lady of Ivlog is having an exceedingly rough time of it right now. Still pining for her young and star-crossed time-traveling paramour, we observe that Ruth Telebooth Yetta Telebenda is showing not only her sizeable bald spot (which, it appears she […]
Is this Sara62’s mom? Yes, I know she doesn’t spell it that way and I don’t care.
While browsing Ivlog.tv I found a new broadcaster, blackdick021. His room was just that, a black dick. He was live for 24 minutes. I am impressed that he could stroke it for 24 minutes.
In an event that we all saw coming, Yetta’s unrequited lesbian love for Lizzy is no more. Yetta is a harsh mistress, and apparently Lizzy’s behavior failed to pass muster, leading Yetta to label Lizzy a “sleaze”. Yetta spent a rough 24 hours defending her judgemental behavior, alternately declaiming that she had not in fact […]
Last night I didn’t feel well. I think I might have had a touch of food poisoning or maybe it was my nausea from Vaughnmas. Last night I felt terrible! I was on the verge of throwing up and other things. At one point in time my stomach made a noise that scared the furry […]
What the fuck is Vaughnmas? Which one of the vaughns, the owners of vaughnlive.tv, thinks they are comparable to Christ? Are they smoking the weed? If you are one of the fools who have still bought into the vaughns I guess you can participate in their second annual ‘vaughnmas’. I can’t imagine who is still […]
Black Friday, a dream to many, has turned into a disappointment for me. Early this week I overheard some women planning their Black Friday strategies. I laughed a little to myself thinking never again will I partake in the nonsense that is Black Friday. Well, not in the early morning, fighting crowds way. Way back […]
During my escapades of traveling the world I found the perfect gadget for my furball problems. For those of you who are not familiar with me, I am a furry beast. I live with many furry beasts. Not the dress up like a furry animal for sexual delight kind of furry, rather we (myself and […]
For some reason, It seems that Under Teleblunder likes to “fart into pleather”. I had to look up “pleather”, which seems to be the 21st century version of what us old folks used to call Naughahyde. Now naughahyde was damned mysterious in and of itself back in the day. I have hunted many species of […]
Utter Telebutter has gotten big mad at me. I am talking full on screaming, howling, raving, barking at the moon mad. You see friends and neighbors, I am, in her own words, “less than an insect”, however I am also “very dangerous”. So dangerous that Fetta will now be leaving her tenement housing project via […]
I must say I was a bit disappointed when she stated she bought a new toy and this was it. I’ve been out of town, actually I’ve been stuck in a Guatemalan prison for reasons I can’t say at the moment. (When the press obtains the story I will give my story to Handsome Mork […]
We’ve all heard fish stories. Someone went fishing and caught a fish, and that fish increases in size each time the fisherman (fisher-person?) tells the story about the catch. Kookie Shitlips, resident crazy person of Ivlog, is spinning her fish story even as I type this post. This afternoon, Kookie stated that she had approached […]
Sure, it isn’t a movie, but it does make me cry. Laughing until you cry counts, right?
It is apparent that someone has pointed out this fabulous blog to the vile and execrable Kookie Shitlips. Of course, Kookie is “disturbed“, so it is in her nature to point out a couple of posts we have made concerning her. She typed in the urls of two posts (her catfish experience with the mysterious […]
Michael shut me down for 3 days, but the electrons are flowing again.
That most dangerous of men, Matt Drudge, always refers to inbound hurricanes as “HELL STORM”, this time around he may be right. North Carolina has had some bad luck with “F” hurricanes in the month of September, and it looks like another one is on its way. The European Weather models have been calling for […]
Cocoa said she was gonna do a post about Youtube killing my last show… but she didn’t. I was doing my usual Friday show thing, this time using Youtube (which, parenthetically speaking, used to have no issue with it – but times and rules change, eh?) and just after 2 hours they shut me down. […]
A picture is worth 1000 words, so I’ll let this screen cap taken at 5AM (10AM Cr3am time, in other words mid-morning) speak for itself.
As a man of distinguished years (i.e., old), I have been exposed to numerous philosophies, world views, observations, anecdotes, witticisms and all manner of folk wisdom. In this current decade I made the acquaintance of a brilliant philosopher from the Great State of Texas who informed me of a TRUE FACT: All women are crazy […]
So I am chit chatting and Not exactly how the shit is supposed to work, Mr Cram.
I did something this morning that I haven’t done in quite some time. I logged into Ivlog. I noticed a new name on the main page. It was a new name, no photo had a few viewers. I clicked it, going into a new room is always exciting! It’s like a box of chocolates, you […]
It’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here.