It is apparent that someone has pointed out this fabulous blog to the vile and execrable Kookie Shitlips. Of course, Kookie is “disturbed“, so it is in her nature to point out a couple of posts we have made concerning her. She typed in the urls of two posts (her catfish experience with the mysterious […]
Michael shut me down for 3 days, but the electrons are flowing again.
That most dangerous of men, Matt Drudge, always refers to inbound hurricanes as “HELL STORM”, this time around he may be right. North Carolina has had some bad luck with “F” hurricanes in the month of September, and it looks like another one is on its way. The European Weather models have been calling for […]
Cocoa said she was gonna do a post about Youtube killing my last show… but she didn’t. I was doing my usual Friday show thing, this time using Youtube (which, parenthetically speaking, used to have no issue with it – but times and rules change, eh?) and just after 2 hours they shut me down. […]
A picture is worth 1000 words, so I’ll let this screen cap taken at 5AM (10AM Cr3am time, in other words mid-morning) speak for itself.
As a man of distinguished years (i.e., old), I have been exposed to numerous philosophies, world views, observations, anecdotes, witticisms and all manner of folk wisdom. In this current decade I made the acquaintance of a brilliant philosopher from the Great State of Texas who informed me of a TRUE FACT: All women are crazy […]
So I am chit chatting and Not exactly how the shit is supposed to work, Mr Cram.
I did something this morning that I haven’t done in quite some time. I logged into Ivlog. I noticed a new name on the main page. It was a new name, no photo had a few viewers. I clicked it, going into a new room is always exciting! It’s like a box of chocolates, you […]
It’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here, it’s here.
I have a little game I like to play. It’s called “Can I get Cookie Shitlips to ban me with just one post”. I have been playing this game for some time, and as with any great endeavor, I seem to go in streaks. Right now, I am on a fucking tear. Over the weekend […]
The subject of putting chicken head knobs on a Telecaster came up on the Telecaster forum last week. Me being me… well, you know what happened. This is the result:
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9tROs_1528136473 I just adore this sort of thing.
There are a few things I do well and a lot of things I don’t. Today was a success in my book. I usually think I fail at living, after reflecting on this, I am currently breathing and my heart is pumping which means I do not fail at living. Home improvement on the other […]
SURPRISE! No picture of an orangutan and a telephone pole. For those of you who carry a gat on their person, be sure to pull it apart and clean it weekly. Here’s why: Behold the wonder that is dead skin cells. That shit is sloughing off of you 24/7, along with hair, sweat and god […]
Well, yet another of my brother’s offspring is turning us into a Mixed family. After multiple generations of soldiers on my father’s side of the family tree, my younger brother’s oldest son went off and joined the Marine Corps. I was able to take that in stride, because they do have some damn fine looking […]
Yes, at last, police officers in Kansas are now legally prohibited from… well, let me just link to this: http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article210902319.html From the article: The new law bans sexual relations “during the course of a traffic stop, a custodial interrogation, an interview in connection with an investigation, or while the law enforcement officer has such person […]
Has society become so bored in our everyday lives that we are willing to pick a fight over nothing? Since when did society become so politically correct that having an opinion is offensive. When do we ‘turn the other cheek’ these days? Are you willing to shoot someone over a blue shirt? These are some […]
Well, things are not lookin’ too good over on Camup.TV, where you are about to pay to play. https://www.camup.tv/features Starting in June, you gotta come off the hip to the tune of $30 a year if you want anything over and above a stream key. This is a pretty big change for CamUp, and I […]
WHAT IF… Twiggy had been born in Ireland as a male. Well, this one is easy. Twiggy as a male would be that parasite widely known as Ireland’s Patriot. Yes, the human stick figure with the incredible hydrocephalic noggin and the somewhat over-exaggerated opinion of himself (and by “somewhat”, I mean “infinitely”) is obviously the […]
In my self-medicated state I’ve been obsessing with the Mandela Effect and the TV show Flipper. The new generation and future generations will probably never know the TV show because it is another piece of history that is being erased or forgotten. Is this a result of the Mandela Effect or was it not a […]
When called out about her doxing on the JTV chatango shoutbox, first she lied, then she gave excuses, then she asked the peanut gallery if they wanted my IP address. What a fucking asshole. The porcine New Zealander denied breaking the only rule of McGregor’s shoutbox. When confronted with a screencap of her guilt, she […]
Animal Farm was required reading in the sixth grade, and there is a very famous line in the final chapter: ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL. BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS. In yet another example of how life imitates art, a moderator on the JTV Shoutbox broke the one and only rule of the […]
First, Scruffy announced her imminent departure (and there was much rejoicing): Now it would appear that whatever Scruffy has (Hashbrown Syndrome or Australian Crotch Rot or some other exotic disorder) has been contracted by her progeny, the obese coder himself, GoutBoy. […]
May the sun shine on the world. Ok I might be a little tipsy. Recently I bought a pineapple corer and I must say I am in love. Not only do i have perfect slices of pineapple for all my pineapple needs, I decided to use the shell of the pineapple for a fruity frilly […]
Survival of the fittest. Seen in the jtv chatroom: “Thanks to Scruffy, Ivlog is now a decent site.” Obviously, the word “decent” is open to interpretation, but if, as I suspect, the commenter was referring to the number of active channels that can be viewed on Ivlog, then yeah. Just as VL owed it’s success […]