Robot Porn

For fun.  Thanks to a friend who drew this for me.

Cocoa Black

I'm a female, therefore I get to change my opinion at any time I wish. I do it often.

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    HandsomeMork

    Actual Computer Humor

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    Gifted Likexmas

    HA HA HA

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    Nachomama

    I don’t get it.

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      HandsomeMork

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    YuckySpaghetti

    Looks like a young robot that doesn’t know how to take his time. My guess is CLV.

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    Jack
      O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
      The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
      The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
      While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
      But O heart! heart! heart!
      O the bleeding drops of red,
      Where on the deck my Captain lies,
      Fallen cold and dead.

      O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
      Rise up–for you the flag is flung–for you the bugle trills;
      For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths–for you the shores a-crowding;
      For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
      Here Captain! dear father!
      This arm beneath your head;
      It is some dream that on the deck,
      You’ve fallen cold and dead.

      My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
      My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
      The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
      From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;
      Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
      But I, with mournful tread,
      Walk the deck my Captain lies,
      Fallen cold and dead.

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    Hi my name is Matt but my email says my name is shaquana speight so it’s possible that I am confused, or maybe I am a spammer, or MAYBE I’m a l33t russian h@><0r with mad skillz. In any event, what is certain is that I am a LOSER. A dyed-in-the-wool losing loser who is probably from Canada or maybe East Canada and I have a lot of time on my hands. I have counted all the toes on my feet and have eaten all the paint chips flaking off the window in my deluxe single wide trailer that the government gave me after the whale blubber industry closed down around here and all our jobs went to Pakistan. When I was a boy (or a girl) I graduated with honors from second grade and then went to work in the family business. I was real popular with all the sailors and was everyone's favorite until I got to the stage my momma called "loosey-goosey" and then I had to get work down to the blubber factory. I'm real smart and know all my letter and how to write my name, which is either Matt or Shaquana. Life is like that.

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    When I was a wee lil’ bairn, my mother breast fed me from her spammy breasts. In retrospect, it is clear that I never really had any chance at all in this game we call life.

    Please shoot me now.

    Sincerely,

    Spam Spammerton III

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    Spam. I love it. I spam to the left and I spam to the right, I spam all day and I spam all night.

    I spam until my eyes bleed. I am in the third grade.

    I eat boogers.

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    Jeniffer Stolebarger

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    I have a problem. When I fart, the spam plug just flies right out of the old poopchute. Glue doesn’t work, duct tape doesn’t work, solder burns and if I use my hands to hold it in place then my mom yells at me.

    Whatever shall I do?

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