Hurricane Irma Warning

Cherrybreeze, a social broadcaster on, has given valuable advice when faced with a hurricane.

Hurricanes and the destruction are no laughing matter.  If you haven’t seen the most recent devastation of hurricane Harvey then you might be living under a rock.  Most people remember hurricane Katrina and the havoc it created in New Orleans.  There have been many hurricanes in the past with as much wreckage as Katrina and Harvey, and there will be more in the future as that is the way the world works.

Recently I caught Cherrybreeze giving her opinions on the upcoming Hurricane Irma which is scheduled to hit the USA sometime next weekend. She believes Irma is to hit the USA this weekend, yesterday to be exact.

In light of my recent post, regarding the constant need to be reminded on how to adult,  I thought I would give her public service announcement more “air time.”

So remember, gather your photos, put them in your bra, and head to higher ground.  Men, you must put on a bra first, then gather your photos, put them in your bra, and then head to higher ground.

On a serious note (of course I’m going to have a serious note, hurricanes are not funny) please be prepared and take care of yourself and others if you are in the path of a hurricane.  There are many great websites on the internet, such as this one, if you are in need of real information on hurricane preparedness.

Cocoa Black

I'm a female, therefore I get to change my opinion at any time I wish. I do it often.

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    Hurricane I’ma will strike yesterday. Good to know. I wonder if I survived.

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    Ya know…

    What this world needs is a regular nightly news show staffed by the Train Wrecks routinely found on Possibly the Biggest Steaming Pile of Horseshit on the Internet. Follow me on this, please.

    Cherry Breeze doing the nightly weather forecast, screaming “Get to know yourself” while discussing barometric pressures, frontogenesis, and the adiabatic lapse rate.

    Johnny Cardinal could cover sports while he destroys a large bucket of KFC and chases it down with a fudge cake and a box of vanilla wafers.

    Liklik would give us his unique insights into the news of the day, replete with his usual non-sequitur vocalizations and behavioral tics.

    That would, of course, leave the editorial commentary to Cookie Shitlips, who would simply glare into the camera and repeat the word of the day, over and over and over and over and over and ov… well, you get the idea.

    Cocoa, have your people get in touch with my people and let’s make this happen.

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