When you hit the bottom of the barrel, PUT THE SHOVEL DOWN.

There are so many different ways to start this post. I could talk about The Actual Owner of The Biggest Steaming Pile of Horseshit on the Internet’s (hereinafter referred to as Miss Scruffy) severe mental issues. I could talk about Miss Scruffy’s repeated oath that no channel would ever be micro-managed. I could ask (rhetorically, of course) why there should even be more than one channel on that crap site when Miss Scruffy has decided she is going to run all of them by her (highly variable, subject to change depending on her mood, whims, medication dosage, mercury content) rules. What I think I shall do is pay heed to that old axiom that a picture is worth a thousand words.

So there you have it. Scruffy’s neurosis at work and on display, micro-management, arrogance, engaging in an action that clearly exceeds any written term of service, all because this sick, sick woman is being driven by some inner demon to show off, to preen, to show her tiny, tiny little world that she is powerful and almighty, not to be trifled with, transgressed upon, argued with or ignored.

I am given to understand that her employee (AKA Mark Vaughn, Gout Boy, The World’s Greatest Coder, Mr Great Things Coming Soon, No ETA) closed Rectal_Exam’s channel shortly after this screen capture was taken. Scruffy, being dim-witted and simply not very intelligent is very surely and deliberately winnowing out everyone from her website (and it is hers, make no mistake about that) and will wake up one day and discover she has no one left to inflict herself upon. On that day, her life as she knows it will come to an end. It will just be her and Gout Boy, alone against the world, same as it ever was.

Sicut erat in princi­pio, et nunc et semper et in saecula saeculorum, bitch.

When you hit the bottom of the barrel, PUT THE SHOVEL DOWN.

13 thoughts on “When you hit the bottom of the barrel, PUT THE SHOVEL DOWN.

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    October 28, 2017 at 9:28 PM
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    Sometimes great things spring from misfortune. This is the case with Rectal Exam. In other words, “Hey mom, look what I pooped out!”

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    November 21, 2018 at 9:21 AM
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    When I originally commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get several e-mails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove people from that service? Thank you!

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    April 11, 2019 at 7:05 AM
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    Hey, how’s it going?

    I want to pass along some very important spam. Unfortunately, I ate it all.

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    April 16, 2019 at 7:18 PM
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    Appreciating the dedication you put into your spam and erotic information you
    offer. It’s good to come across a spam booger every
    once in a while that isn’t the same out of date spam. Spam. SPAM!

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    April 16, 2019 at 11:30 PM
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    This is the perfect website for everyone who wants to find SPAM in their pants! Excellent wholesome SPAM. As for myself, I am a waste of space.

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    April 17, 2019 at 1:18 AM
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    This is a topic that’s near to my heart… spam is near to my fart box. I need a good spanking. Who here is man enough to give it to me? I sure miss Errol Flynn. There was a man who had pants filled with spam.

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    April 17, 2019 at 5:23 AM
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    Your way of explaining the whole thing in this paragraph is actually spamtastic, every one
    be able to easily be spammed by my spam.

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    April 17, 2019 at 11:35 AM
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    Ignorant Pizza, the Million-eyed Patriots Fan, wants you to fill his inbox with spam.

    ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE?

    I like to fart in the bathtub and snap at the bubbles.

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    April 17, 2019 at 12:31 PM
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    I pay a visit each day a few blogs and websites to read spam, and then I write stupid comments. SOmeone should track me down and cornhole me good and proper.

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    April 28, 2019 at 3:27 PM
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    I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. In fact, it was so good, I used it to make Spam Soup.
    Yes kids, Spam Soup is a daily source of vitamins and minerals, such as vitamin R and semenite. One day, we will send rockets to the moon, or maybe Philadelphia powered by spam. On that day, I will stand up, tall and proud, and admit that I like a big one in the rump, just like my Daddy did.

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    May 3, 2019 at 6:29 AM
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    Asking questions are really good thing if you are
    not speeking gooder Engrish. This I say to us, spam
    wagon are come to our house and if you say me no get
    spam than us fight to hard get me more. Forget it.

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    May 3, 2019 at 5:48 PM
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    First off spam spam spam spam. And spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam. Do I make myself clear?

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    September 3, 2020 at 10:37 AM
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    Great article, just what I wanted to find, so I could stick it up my gaping butthole. Ever since I went on the ALL-SPAM™ DIET, my anus has enlarged to the point that I can park my volkswagen in it. How cool is that?

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