Lipshits Discovers America!

So through the courtesy of an anonymous friend, I was treated exposed to video of roughly 90 minutes of Lipshitsian Theater that happened early this morning. It would appear, dear reader, that M. Latrine has set sail into the west and “discovered” the New World, which in this instance turns out to be… my old user names.

My sincerest congratulations. You have found that which was not hidden, and the skill which you employed (well, let’s be honest here, it was the skill which your viewers employed) is on par with what I would expect any novice googleteer (it’s a word now, dammit) to possess.

Kookie, for one brief moment, stop talking and attempt to engage your brain and THINK. I do shows. I am on camera when I do shows. That means people can see me. So if they come in to a channel that says “Joe_King” or “Les_Izmoor” or “S_Colaser” (or any of the other user IDs I have cycled through), THEY. STILL. SEE. ME.

Do you understand that?

I typically (but not always) run the Popeye avatar on my broadcast channels. If I were actually seeking to be furtive, do you think I would continually fly the same flag?

So much like our good friend, Chis Columbus, you have found that which was always there. Contrary to your opinion, Joe/Les/Mork/etc have never been hiding from anyone. To this very day, when I am on camera, people will come into that channel and greet me by “Joe” or “Les” or any other user name that they remember me by. It’s the internet, so it just doesn’t matter what anyone is called – except to you. To you it matters a great deal.

In any event, I am very pleased that I am still living between your ears, rent free, 24/7. Also, thank you for telling us about Lizzy calling you “M. Latrine”. That is fucking hysterical.

17 comments on “Lipshits Discovers America!

  1. 93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

    Ian, she can leave spam here all by herself.

  2. 93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

    Hmmmm, where have I seen this IP address?

  3. 93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

    I’m detecting a pattern here.

  4. Roses are red and violets are blue, I have lived in your brain on your blog for years, go take a shit and it will give you something better to do

    Your meter is really not too good here, Ian. also:

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  5. The only thing that ever mattered was when you showed ass crack cause dat shit was funny and madd wack cause you are butt hurt and also old as dirt

    Oh, I am much older than dirt, you silly lad.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  6. It is fucking hysterical to you cause you don’t got no HBO so you sit stinking in Podunk and laughing at dumb shit like a serious mofo with a bigger bald spot and you ain’t hot

    I do not have ANY HBO. As for my hairline, it is more of a bald region than a spot.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  7. Now dat da Lipshits knows who you are, you are a dopey nobody so go play your geetar

    Another stab at spam in verse. Very nice.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  8. Why you pickin’ on my cuz, she don’t give a shit who you are cause you are Beavis and Butthead and a big bore

    Beavis and Butthead are sort of last century, but since you live in the quaint country of Croatia, I shall assume they are very new to you.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  9. The shit on your blog stinks more than Lipschit’s toilet paper after a flare up of a ripe droid

    I would ask how you know this, but I think we both know the answer already.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  10. I’m dying here

    A truer statement was never written.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  11. I am proud of you Ian mah boi, who agrees?

    It is very interesting that you list Yetta as the author of this one, and yet…. it shows the same IP address. Amazing, isn’t it?

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  12. I agree

    Well, you should agree, since you too seem to have that exact same IP address.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  13. This schmuck blogger has more names than I ever had on any good day OK?

    But it does raise the question, has my name count exceeded the name count you used to post all the spam?

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  14. You gave this blogger traffic and he is Rodney

    This one is pretty poor. It makes no sense. Oddly, I still see that same IP address. How very odd.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  15. You got the beast good you bald fat tub of shit

    uh… sure. You seem to be running out of things to say.

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  16. Blow this horse shit out of your ass

    And at last, we reach the end of the spam provided by the Croatian sodomite, Ian987654321. Ian, when you post messages on the web, the IP is recorded. Always. Just a protip from me to you. Just the tip…. get it?

    93-138-169-6.adsl.net.t-com.hr
    ASN – 5391 – T-HT Croatian Telecom Inc.
    ISP – Hrvatski Telekom d.d.

  17. Yetta, you were unblocked on here a day or so ago, so you don’t need to use the second string middle man, although I am sure he eagerly accepted this assignment.

    Your maneuver this evening was first rate and caused me great pain, misery, wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, etc. Seldom have I been quite so …I felt as if I had been simultaneously torpedoed and hoisted by my own petard. Well done, madam.

    Gigs has lifted your exile from her channel. I would congratulate you dire in face but alas, I am currently excommunicated from your environs. I salute your trolling skills.

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