HOW can this be??!!??

This defies the LAWS OF NATURE AND THE LAWS OF MAN!

Behold, the miracle of the shipment that violates all known precepts of space and time!

How is this even possible?

I order a monitor from NEWEGG, and it “ships” from Edison, New Jersey on Dec 30, and then is “In Transit” from Baldwin Fucking Park, California 17 hours later (assuming they standardize time zones). This simply cannot be.

HandsomeMork

Woe is me. Everyone hates me.

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    HandsomeMork

    The USPS and UPS (and I assume Fed Ex, although I go to great lengths to avoid them) are just fucking BROKEN right now. I have shit scattered from sea to shining sea right now and the tracking sites are ab-so-fucking useless. I have never seen delivery systems so totally fucked up in this country in my life.
    Right now, Juan Valdez could ride his trusty fucking goat from town to town and deliver shit more promptly that the postal service or UPS (and yes….. those thieves at Fed Ex). Less than one week into 2021, and my prediction is right on the money.

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