This defies the LAWS OF NATURE AND THE LAWS OF MAN!
Behold, the miracle of the shipment that violates all known precepts of space and time!
How is this even possible?
I order a monitor from NEWEGG, and it “ships” from Edison, New Jersey on Dec 30, and then is “In Transit” from Baldwin Fucking Park, California 17 hours later (assuming they standardize time zones). This simply cannot be.