I read an interesting article this evening that predicts imminent martial law in the United States. By imminent, we’re talking within the next two weeks. The thrust of the article was “go right now to where you want to be for the next two to three months, because that is where you will be staying”. […]
Optimistic thinking: “We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.” – Orson Welles Realistic thinking: “We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our […]
As the song says: I ain’t got nobody Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody I’m so sad and lonely Sad and lonely, sad and lonely Jogvan, du har nogle meget smukke læber. Oh Faroe, you silly boy, that simply isn’t true. No one likes you on any platform. You are a nasty, vile piece […]
I get bored, I photochop.
I am just gonna drop this here as a reference guide to people who are confounded by letters and numbers. N series masks (N – NOT oil resistant) R series masks (Resists oil) P series masks (oil “Proof”) That’s what the letters are about, and that’s all they are about – their ability to filter […]
2019 is d – o – n – e. Finished. Over with. Kaput. Let’s recap 2019. On second thought, let’s not.
Oh Faroe, you silly wretch. You never had any friends. UPDATED DEC 12… It seems dlive didn’t care for that cancer crap at all: They pulled him off the air until he fixed it.
The BigFatManBaby from Denmark’s Lost Colony now makes his home on dlive.tv, at least as of this writing. Let’s take a look at how the King is doing, shall we? Of special interest is the chat window: You are a mod. You are not a mod. You are a mod. You are not a mod. […]
Well… There is an end to everything, to good things as well. I like trolling stuffed shirts. I always have and I suspect I always will. Letting some air out of a human gasbag is fulfilling in a basic and fundamental way that just makes me feel good all down around my nether regions. It […]
So Jessica is being Jessica and Monkeysniffer suggested that Jessica should start taking some “EXTRA strength get smart pills” .. and being an Aged American (old geezer) I immediately thought of the Smart Drink episode of News Radio, which is WELL WORTH THE WATCH.
IT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA. EVER.
Some sites call them Operators. Some sites call them Moderators. Regardless of the title, asshats are gonna asshat, and you know I’m right. Two folks in particular have distinguished themselves recently in the realm of asshattery (asshatedness?) and they really deserve special mention for their round-the-clock devotion to being ill-natured douche bags. Sm0keyjoint (the current […]
Yetta has decided to immerse herself in the Adam & Jessica mutual respect and admiration society. This remarkable 180 degree about-face took a matter of seconds to perform. I was impressed enough to capture the moment, thereby preserving it for historians who study the subject of humans who can jump a fence so fast they […]
A November to remember? Maybe. The Scuttles Monkeysniffer Blog did a pretty thorough nailing-of-the-hide of Adam to the barn door. Adam has been inflicting his fantasies on his viewers for a number of years (I have personally seen Adam claim to be a police officer, a highly paid club DJ, a 5-star chef and a […]
I am uncertain as to the technical details here, but I remove my cap to their honesty.
So this is what I see when I try to enter any channel as a guest on Ivlog. The IP showing in that error message isn’t my IP. Not even close, as they say in Horseshoe Tournaments. Logging in to my account and then logging back out does not rectify the issue. So I leapt […]
Yetta is back to being Yetta full time, so I must assume the celestial clocks are in harmony. She has re-re-re-re-bannzored myself and also clipped the wings of Cocoa Black, which means neither of us can now be regaled by tales of PS 52 and who was sitting 4 tables away at the fabulous new […]
September in North Carolina means back to school and here comes a hurricane. This year, our first contestant is Dorian. Dorian has made lots of new friends in the Bahamas and is now coming to pay our kith and kin in Morehead and the Outer Banks a visit. The current projected track will keep(?) Dorian […]
You never run into anyone named Gladys anymore. Can’t say that I have run across many Mabels as of late either. This may or may not have some deeper meaning. After a couple of months of figuratively beating my head against a wall, I finally found a company that will install a carport for my […]
Upon entering Emotikon Army’s channel. MalwareBytes immediately went into protection mode and killed a trojan. Emoticon Army is running an IP tracker, which, unless the rules have changed yet again, is a violation of the Ivlog Terms of Service. So who was sitting in Emotikon Army’s channel while she is planting trojans on everyone’s PCs? […]
http://mullarea.com/sonchild_insane.jpg That link will take you to seven (7) screen caps worth of comments that Son Child deemed necessary to write to herself on her Ivlog channel today. You will have to read from the bottom to the top if you want to observe the actual order in which they were written, BUT… Since this […]
So to begin with, those of you interested in Faroe’s bannination need to read THIS POST first, as it led directly to the events that triggered Faroe’s (hopefully permanent) vacation from Ivlog. There has been much speculation about this on other blogs; hopefully this post will put some of that to rest. On Wednesday evening […]
And so it has finally happened that PreventedJimWeenus has been shown the egress of Ivlog and is back on Possibly The Biggest Pile Of Steaming Horseshit On The Internet, where he mutters threats and imprecations against all his many enemies, real and imagined. Jimmey (yeah, that is how he spells it) has been known to […]
WHY, why, why, why do you do these things? When you start a song and it’s playing, someone in your channel is listening to that song. Hell, someone in your channel might even be enjoying that song. So why, in the name of all that is unmentionable, do you stop the song dead in its […]