Dietary Tips

As a man of distinguished years (i.e., old), I have been exposed to numerous philosophies, world views, observations, anecdotes, witticisms and all manner of folk wisdom. In this current decade I made the acquaintance of a brilliant philosopher from the Great State of Texas who informed me of a TRUE FACT: All women are crazy […]

3 for 3

I have a little game I like to play. It’s called “Can I get Cookie Shitlips to ban me with just one post”. I have been playing this game for some time, and as with any great endeavor, I seem to go in streaks. Right now, I am on a fucking tear. Over the weekend […]

A Mixed Family

Well, yet another of my brother’s offspring is turning us into a Mixed family. After multiple generations of soldiers on my father’s side of the family tree, my younger brother’s oldest son went off and joined the Marine Corps. I was able to take that in stride, because they do have some damn fine looking […]

New law: Kansas cops can’t have sex during traffic stops

Yes, at last, police officers in Kansas are now legally prohibited from… well, let me just link to this: http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article210902319.html From the article: The new law bans sexual relations “during the course of a traffic stop, a custodial interrogation, an interview in connection with an investigation, or while the law enforcement officer has such person […]

Oh Snap

74 to 54. Predictions: UVa is gonna fire their head coach. UMBC’s head coach is a RED HOT commodity as of about an hour ago. There have been some close calls before, but never (never ever ever never ever) has a number 16 seed knocked off a number 1. Ever. A few 15/2 matchups have […]