I read an interesting article this evening that predicts imminent martial law in the United States. By imminent, we’re talking within the next two weeks. The thrust of the article was “go right now to where you want to be for the next two to three months, because that is where you will be staying”. […]
I get bored, I photochop.
Black Friday, a dream to many, has turned into a disappointment for me. Early this week I overheard some women planning their Black Friday strategies. I laughed a little to myself thinking never again will I partake in the nonsense that is Black Friday. Well, not in the early morning, fighting crowds way. Way back […]
That most dangerous of men, Matt Drudge, always refers to inbound hurricanes as “HELL STORM”, this time around he may be right. North Carolina has had some bad luck with “F” hurricanes in the month of September, and it looks like another one is on its way. The European Weather models have been calling for […]
Cocoa said she was gonna do a post about Youtube killing my last show… but she didn’t. I was doing my usual Friday show thing, this time using Youtube (which, parenthetically speaking, used to have no issue with it – but times and rules change, eh?) and just after 2 hours they shut me down. […]
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9tROs_1528136473 I just adore this sort of thing.
Yes, at last, police officers in Kansas are now legally prohibited from… well, let me just link to this: http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article210902319.html From the article: The new law bans sexual relations “during the course of a traffic stop, a custodial interrogation, an interview in connection with an investigation, or while the law enforcement officer has such person […]
Has society become so bored in our everyday lives that we are willing to pick a fight over nothing? Since when did society become so politically correct that having an opinion is offensive. When do we ‘turn the other cheek’ these days? Are you willing to shoot someone over a blue shirt? These are some […]
74 to 54. Predictions: UVa is gonna fire their head coach. UMBC’s head coach is a RED HOT commodity as of about an hour ago. There have been some close calls before, but never (never ever ever never ever) has a number 16 seed knocked off a number 1. Ever. A few 15/2 matchups have […]
I happened across this article earlier today, and this evening I’m still confused as to why we are going backwards. I didn’t read the entire article because I’m not that invested in it and I don’t care. The argument for me to start recycling toilet paper would have to involve a lot of money in […]
So this guy has his very own day. Go figure. I will hypothesize that it must have been easier to get one’s own day back when Rudy was a playa. In other news… Scruffy still isn’t dead. Well, that’s it for February, 2018.
Being a staunch traditionalist, I shall begin my tale in that most time-honored fashion… Once upon a time, in the sleepy little County of *****, there lived a cranky old buzzard with a new truck. One night, his truck sent him an email. Trucks can do that now. We must be living in the 21st […]
I have succeeded in reaching a life-long goal. I am now old enough to go on Social Security. This means that I am FINALLY going get some (all? more?) of that money back that was yanked outta my pay checks going back to 1972. All you youngsters can just put a cork in your cheese […]
Sarah62, a social broadcaster, has decided that responsibility is too much. Earlier this year Sarah was jailed for a second (or maybe it was her 3rd) DUI. She sat in jail for a few weeks. I don’t actually know how long it was and I don’t care; it’s not important in my opinion. When she […]
(Editor’s Note – this story refers back to this article: http://mullarea.com/pork/2017/07/11/asking-the-hard-questions/ ) The Undisputed UK Champion of alcohol consumption is due back in court, once again, this week. Christopher While has to stand before some guy in a powdered horse hair wig and answer to charges concerning the possession of Kiddy Pr0n. This is a […]
Cherrybreeze, a social broadcaster on Vaughnlive.tv, has given valuable advice when faced with a hurricane. Hurricanes and the destruction are no laughing matter. If you haven’t seen the most recent devastation of hurricane Harvey then you might be living under a rock. Most people remember hurricane Katrina and the havoc it created in New Orleans. […]
“Earth was created for all of us, not some of us.” – Douglas Williams Hurricane Harvey made land fall on Texas a few days ago. Many cities were evacuated (and are still being evacuated) due to the flooding and other conditions Harvey has brought them. If you have seen the news regarding Harvey, you have […]
I’m going to make this short, sweet, (hopefully funny) and to the point. This craze of removing monuments is getting out of hand. Apparently the current mood in America, or by some Americans, is that civil war statues are offensive and should be removed. In many southern states monuments that have been standing for years […]
Pretzels. Why are they SO fucking addictive? Turnip Greens. A strange name for what may be the best effects pedal in history. Hooverphonic. The best band in the world you are not listening to. Rule Seven. Why do some of you keep breaking it? Psychology. Arguably the greatest scam EVER. 5.56×45 vs 7.62×51. This is […]
I’ve heard the universe gives you what you need; apparently the people of Portland need sex. The universe has delivered to the residents of Portland dildos via power lines. I don’t know about you but I find this not only interesting but shocking. (see what I did there?) I had so many questions and thoughts. […]
It is reported in the news that a commercial airliner was forced (FORCED) to land at RDU on Sunday due to a passenger cutting the cheese at altitude. Yes, a fart knocked an airliner right out of the sky. An ISIS spokesman praised Allah and claimed responsibility for the fart, stating that all future flights […]
When the Lord God Almighty created Adam, he made one single, dreadful mistake. He gave Adam sphincters. Now I know most of you people smirk whenever you hear or see that word. “Sphincter” has become synonymous with the butthole, that much beloved terminus of the human digestive experience. In point of fact, the human body […]
Attention, people of Earth (or Erf, for those of you who got a diploma because you aged out of the system). PremiumHogwash has come into being to fill a void, a gap, a vast open zone of null created by Those Who Are No Longer Here (henceforth to be referred to as TWANLH). We are […]