Sponge Cake. What sort of sponges does one use? I’m here to tell you, I have tried five or six different brands of sponges (including that Mr Clean Magic Eraser thing, but isn’t EXACTLY a sponge, but it’s close) and they all tasted absolutely terrible. If anyone can give me some tips on how to […]
And so we do it again… Atlanta, Georgia. Drunk, passed out behind the wheel in a drive through line at a fast food restaurant. OF COURSE THE COPS WERE CALLED. Cops show up and the drunk wants to fight two agents of the state who really would love to be somewhere else right now. Because […]
So let’s get down to it. Our “betters” in the national media have stories they want to tell. The term “narrative” is bandied about quite a bit. Facts that do not advance the narrative are simply left out of the coverage. If you are some busy person who has 10 minutes a day for a […]
I read an interesting article this evening that predicts imminent martial law in the United States. By imminent, we’re talking within the next two weeks. The thrust of the article was “go right now to where you want to be for the next two to three months, because that is where you will be staying”. […]
Optimistic thinking: “We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.” – Orson Welles Realistic thinking: “We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our […]
As the song says: I ain’t got nobody Nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody I’m so sad and lonely Sad and lonely, sad and lonely Jogvan, du har nogle meget smukke læber. Oh Faroe, you silly boy, that simply isn’t true. No one likes you on any platform. You are a nasty, vile piece […]
I get bored, I photochop.
I am just gonna drop this here as a reference guide to people who are confounded by letters and numbers. N series masks (N – NOT oil resistant) R series masks (Resists oil) P series masks (oil “Proof”) That’s what the letters are about, and that’s all they are about – their ability to filter […]
2019 is d – o – n – e. Finished. Over with. Kaput. Let’s recap 2019. On second thought, let’s not.
Oh Faroe, you silly wretch. You never had any friends. UPDATED DEC 12… It seems dlive didn’t care for that cancer crap at all: They pulled him off the air until he fixed it.
The BigFatManBaby from Denmark’s Lost Colony now makes his home on dlive.tv, at least as of this writing. Let’s take a look at how the King is doing, shall we? Of special interest is the chat window: You are a mod. You are not a mod. You are a mod. You are not a mod. […]
Well… There is an end to everything, to good things as well. I like trolling stuffed shirts. I always have and I suspect I always will. Letting some air out of a human gasbag is fulfilling in a basic and fundamental way that just makes me feel good all down around my nether regions. It […]
So Jessica is being Jessica and Monkeysniffer suggested that Jessica should start taking some “EXTRA strength get smart pills” .. and being an Aged American (old geezer) I immediately thought of the Smart Drink episode of News Radio, which is WELL WORTH THE WATCH.
IT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA. EVER.
Some sites call them Operators. Some sites call them Moderators. Regardless of the title, asshats are gonna asshat, and you know I’m right. Two folks in particular have distinguished themselves recently in the realm of asshattery (asshatedness?) and they really deserve special mention for their round-the-clock devotion to being ill-natured douche bags. Sm0keyjoint (the current […]
Yetta has decided to immerse herself in the Adam & Jessica mutual respect and admiration society. This remarkable 180 degree about-face took a matter of seconds to perform. I was impressed enough to capture the moment, thereby preserving it for historians who study the subject of humans who can jump a fence so fast they […]
A November to remember? Maybe. The Scuttles Monkeysniffer Blog did a pretty thorough nailing-of-the-hide of Adam to the barn door. Adam has been inflicting his fantasies on his viewers for a number of years (I have personally seen Adam claim to be a police officer, a highly paid club DJ, a 5-star chef and a […]
I am uncertain as to the technical details here, but I remove my cap to their honesty.
So this is what I see when I try to enter any channel as a guest on Ivlog. The IP showing in that error message isn’t my IP. Not even close, as they say in Horseshoe Tournaments. Logging in to my account and then logging back out does not rectify the issue. So I leapt […]
Yetta is back to being Yetta full time, so I must assume the celestial clocks are in harmony. She has re-re-re-re-bannzored myself and also clipped the wings of Cocoa Black, which means neither of us can now be regaled by tales of PS 52 and who was sitting 4 tables away at the fabulous new […]
September in North Carolina means back to school and here comes a hurricane. This year, our first contestant is Dorian. Dorian has made lots of new friends in the Bahamas and is now coming to pay our kith and kin in Morehead and the Outer Banks a visit. The current projected track will keep(?) Dorian […]
I made a little post about the desperation of the vaughnlive site and its owners. I am aware that they are somewhat narcissistic and won’t think my questions are valid. I, like you, am sure they see no faults they have made. It’s time for you, the people, to let them know their faults. Please feel […]
I very rarely go to Vaughnlive.tv, possibly the worst social broadcasting site around, but when I did I quickly realized it is almost at level red for desperation. (this means they are very desperate for those of you who don’t know what level red is) I haven’t been to Vaughn for a while but then […]
You never run into anyone named Gladys anymore. Can’t say that I have run across many Mabels as of late either. This may or may not have some deeper meaning. After a couple of months of figuratively beating my head against a wall, I finally found a company that will install a carport for my […]