Random thoughts

Pretzels. Why are they SO fucking addictive?

Turnip Greens. A strange name for what may be the best effects pedal in history.

Hooverphonic. The best band in the world you are not listening to.

Rule Seven. Why do some of you keep breaking it?

Psychology. Arguably the greatest scam EVER.

5.56×45 vs 7.62×51. This is such a no-brainer. Yet another bad decision made by Robert McNamara that we still have to live with.




Woe is me. Everyone hates me.

This Post Has 6 Comments

  1. Gifted Likexmas

    Pretzels Baby! We go through a ginormous jar (as seen at your local “sell it by the pallet” store) of either twists or sticks every week at the office.

  2. HandsomeMork

    It makes for a terrific anal lube?

  3. Catori

    Can someone recommend Squirting Dildos? Cheers xxx

    1. HandsomeMork

      Pretty sure Sleepy Joe Biden can help you with that one….

  4. Mark Vaughn

    Can someone recommend Mens Novelty Underwear? Thanks xx

    1. HandsomeMork

      I believe your mother can provide you with guidance in that area.

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