No Umbrella Needed

May the sun shine on the world.  Ok I might be a little tipsy.  Recently I bought a pineapple corer and I must say I am in love.  Not only do i have perfect slices of pineapple for all my pineapple needs, I decided to use the shell of the pineapple for a fruity frilly drink.  I found the need for a little umbrella dumb since I made a tiny hat out of the top of the pineapple.

Enjoy.

 

No Umbrella Needed

8 thoughts on “No Umbrella Needed

  • Cocoa Black
    April 15, 2018 at 3:59 PM
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    I must have this! This is what I need samurai umbrella while drunk.

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    April 23, 2018 at 5:27 AM
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    I like spam very much, it makes me itch in my special place and get that funny feeling. My mother uses me as a toilet.

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    June 4, 2018 at 4:29 PM
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    After reading your blog post I vomited all over my boots. Now my boots smell bad. I may have to run away from the circus my parents sold me to.

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    November 26, 2019 at 12:28 AM
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    There are no words to show my appreciation! However, I have no problem spamming the fuck out of this and every other forum with an open comment section.

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMITTY SPAM SPAM. Now I feel like a cheap hooker. My mother was right.

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    November 26, 2019 at 12:29 AM
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    There are no words to show my appreciation!

    I too am a douchebag spam nozzle cheap hooker. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. My pants smell like SPAM, and I bet you know why.

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    October 7, 2020 at 10:02 AM
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    Hello there! Would you mind if I share your blog with my spam
    group? There’s a lot of people that I think would really appreciate your spam.
    Please let me spam. Cheers

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