New law: Kansas cops can’t have sex during traffic stops

Yes, at last, police officers in Kansas are now legally prohibited from… well, let me just link to this:

http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article210902319.html

From the article: The new law bans sexual relations “during the course of a traffic stop, a custodial interrogation, an interview in connection with an investigation, or while the law enforcement officer has such person detained.”

I know that I now feel much safer in the knowledge that I can travel to Kansas and not find myself handcuffed to a stair railing in some poorly lit back alley, my pants around my ankles while a demented civil servant gets his freak on using his night stick, a can of mace, and my booty. Well, at least not legally, although what that guy does on his off hours is totally up to him.

Apparently there actually was a Kansas City cop, Roger Golubski by name, who had a history of threatening the ladies of color of Kansas with the arrest of their relatives unless they gave up the goodies. As someone who once was an agent of the state, I must express more than a little surprise at this (along with a 55 gallon drum of disgust) because I know for a fact, cop groupies are a real thing and are not exactly shy. I am guessing Roger got off on the domination aspect of this more than the actual pussy.

 

Yeah. Teachers ought not to screw their students, cops shouldn’t dork people they have arrested, judges shouldn’t “go into chambers” with people on trial, etc., etc. It’s poor form to rely on your job to get laid – unless you’re Fred Garvin.

Good luck, Kansas. From now on when you get stopped for speeding on I-70, the only fucking you will get will be from your insurance company… the way it ought to be.
New law: Kansas cops can’t have sex during traffic stops

3 thoughts on “New law: Kansas cops can’t have sex during traffic stops

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    May 12, 2018 at 4:23 PM
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    I am disappointed. I was looking forward to having the sex with an officer while on a traffic stop while I am traveling in Kansas. I keep hearing we should thank our police officers and I thought that would be a sexy way to say thank you. Now it’s against the law. Dammit Jim!

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    May 12, 2018 at 8:51 PM
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    It is only illegal if you get caught! But nowadays there are vest cams and other such that would make it difficult for sexy thank yous to be appreciated.

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      May 28, 2018 at 10:50 AM
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      I think that would make a good porn video.

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